
I gave it a try. I watched it with another medic. We lasted exactly 13 minutes before we turned it off in disgust. We saw:
*sexy female medic coming to work and responding to calls with 4 buttons open on her uniform shirt
* same sexy medic and partner getting it on in the back of the ambulance, and when interrupted by a call for a cardiac arrest male medic quickly finishes himself off before responding
* dramatic bad medicine on the resuscitation of the electrocuted patient
* Obnoxious & arrogant flight crew arrive acting like they are coming to a party, not an emergency scene
* dramatic double helicopter crash caused by said flight crew acting like a bunch of frat boys on a Friday night
cut to 1 year later -
* sexy medic arrive at work, shirt still open to her bellybutton, on the anniversary of the helicopter crash because "she needs a save"
* Too-cool-for-school flight medic returns to work on the same day for some unstated reason - returns even more burned out, bitter and obnoxious than he was previously.
* idiot texting dirty messages and driving stupid causes 15 car pile-up on the highway that includes a tanker truck of combustible fluid
* said tanker truck explodes in a huge flame ball
* said explosion throws a projectile into the neck of a 10 yo boy who was involved but uninjured in the original pile-up
DONE
Not one realistic moment in the show so far. Not one! As a paramedic I am mortified to see how we are being portrayed. Not to mention that in real life we do not run from mass casualty to mass casualty...
*For the record*
Paramedics take their jobs *seriously* and provide *good, research based medicine*.
NBC - TRAUMA is a huge FAIL
30 September 2009
Trauma by NBC - FAIL
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22 August 2009
Unit 299, go mobile, to 24 stupid street for a 70 yo male with fall. Injury to a dangerous body area, possibly hip. Breathing abnormal. Code 1.
Lights on. Sirens on. Go....
Weave between lines of traffic. Cycle through your sirens to help people hear you coming. Creep through red lights. Worry about the poor man lying on the ground in pain, while you struggle to move through the dense traffic that forgets that they should **Move to the right and STOP* when an emergency vehicle is approaching from *either* direction**. Arrive. Note the elderly gentleman standing at the curb smiling in glee at the flashing lights. Smile.
Climb out of ambulance only to realize that the elderly gentleman has just climbed in the back. An elderly man who is breathing and moving normally and who climbed up into your ambulance without assistance and without difficulty.
"Hey! Can I help you there, Sir?"
"Yep. You can take me to the hospital. I fell and broke my hip a couple years ago and it still hurts when it is going to rain. Hurry now! (*clap clap*) If we take too long I'll be late getting home and will miss the news!"
Smile again reflexively while you resist the urge to break both his hips with your portable O2 tank. Secure the patient's seat belt. Climb back in the cab. Shut off the lights.
S l o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o w l y pull back into the rush hour traffic. Drive with extreme caution and decreased speed to the local facility. After all, you wouldn't want to hit bumps and make his pain worse, now, would you....
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22 July 2009
Shake it Like a Polaroid Picture
An elderly lady arrived by ambulance to our emergency department for assessment after an MVC (motor vehicle collision).
On arrival we noted that she had extensive (and I mean *EXTENSIVE*) psoriasis. Head to toe she was covered in huge dry patches of flaking skin. There was no visible inch of her skin (including her face, torso and extremities) that was not affected.
During report the medics listed the psoriasis as one of her past medical conditions, and then commented:
"I know you think that her skin is bad now, but you really have no idea. When we opened the door to her car it was like someone shook up a snow globe!"
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07 March 2009
In Memoriam
04 February 1971 - 24 February 2009
Our heads are hanging low
And our hearts at half mast
Ever since the day
They took you with it when it passed
Ashes to ashes
And dust to dust
We let go
Because we must
And where does it
Take you when it goes?
No one really knows, it's
Anybody's guess
Some folks say
It's where the wind blows, and
Where the sea flows
And the sun sets
But here we go
On with the livin'
And try to match the love we give
With the love that we've been given
Ashes to ashes
And dust to dust
We let go
Because we must
And days pass
And nights continue to fall
Time moves ahead with it
Like nothing at all
But at some turn
We reach the final page
When we die too young, or
Of old age
Ashes to ashes
And dust to dust
We let go
Because we must
(Ashes to Ashes ~ Jill Barber)
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07 February 2009
Great Ad
I love it. Makes me laugh every time!
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