24 April 2008

The Things You See When You Don't Have a Gun

The med student was a bit odd.

He was big (6'2") and brawny (obviously a weight-lifter) but not particularly bright.

When he was on the spot (being pimped by the ERP) his voice was soft and slow with lots of 'umm'ing and 'uhhh'ing, but very few right answers.

When the ERP's attention was elsewhere however he had no problem flirting with the nurses, whistling, humming, drumming on the desk incessantly and wildly playing air guitar around the nursing station. Basically he totally disrupted the entire area with his antics.

The capper was when the doc pulled out the metal detector to investigate a 'piece of metal in foot' complaint. Odd Med Student decided to show us how he could make the metal detector buzz by running it over the pins in his ankle, his prosthetic knee, and...

the piercings in his penis.

ICK.

6 dust motes:

Robin said...

I think a high powered magnet would have been even better than a gun.

;)

Shauna said...

Heh...put him in the MRI....

S.

Angry Nurse said...

That defintely falls under the:

"Things I'd rather not know about the people I work with file"

asthepumpturns said...

That's just disturbing.

EE said...

That's hot...not.

Zer0 said...

Tell me he was a medical student and not a paramedic student...It's jerks like that who make it rough on the rest of us.