Monday, June 29, 2009

Upchuck Story of the Morning

GE: We're not just about lightbulbs anymore. We're also the biggest lender you never knew about.

Plug your nose. Open your mouth. Stick your finger down your throat. Think emetic thoughts. This lead from the Washington Post says it all:
General Electric, the world's largest industrial company, has quietly become the biggest beneficiary of one of the government's key rescue programs for banks.

Ugh. I've got a new sport for the 2012 Olympics: loophole diving. And I predict America will take the gold, silver and bronze.